Thursday, April 14, 2011

50-19

The Coffee Phenomenon

When I break down and make myself a cup of coffee at work I'm usually in crisis. I'm talking waking up after falling asleep for a few minutes and praying no one saw and or heard me.

But, even with this very infrequent habit there are specific steps that I run through.

Step 1: The Search for Hazelnut


I figure with my infrequent coffee consumption, there is no need to settle for regular coffee when I could have my favorite. At work, we have Keurig coffee machines. The cabinet underneath is filled with flavors. I go searching for Hazelnut. Usually if I can't find Hazelnut, I settle on anything. All regular coffee tastes the same to me.

Step 2: The Cup


Just after 8am all of the cool mugs are gone. We have two types. You can take a guess at the cool one.

 

Step 3: Hot Coffee
Warm. Energizing.

Step 4: Cold Coffee
I never can seem to finish a cup before it gets cold. Solution: add ice and get my very own specially sweetened iced coffee.

Step 5: Give up
Cold watery coffee is just not tasty.

1 comment:

Amanda said...

Hahahaha.
Give up.

That made me laugh a lot.